Have we got a fucking trade deal yet?

No

We have 0 fucking trade deals agreed for when fucking Brexit happens

The list below shows all the countries in the world, and the status of UK trade deals with them ready for when we lose all our EU member benefits next year.

At the bottom of the page is a summary of the full analysis by the Financial Times of treaties that will need to be negotiated - and some ideas for action you can take to stop this fucking madness.

CountryDo we have a fucking trade deal?
Ivory CoastNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
The GambiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
CzechiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
Vatican CityNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
The BahamasNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
ZimbabweNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
ZambiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
YemenNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
VietnamNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
VenezuelaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
VanuatuNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
UzbekistanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
UruguayNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
United StatesNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
United Arab EmiratesNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
UkraineNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
UgandaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
TuvaluNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
TurkmenistanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
TurkeyNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
TunisiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
Trinidad and TobagoNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
TongaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
TogoNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
ThailandNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
TanzaniaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
TajikistanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
SyriaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
SwitzerlandNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
SwedenNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
SwazilandNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
SurinameNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
SudanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
Sri LankaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
SpainNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
South SudanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
South AfricaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
SomaliaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
Solomon IslandsNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
SloveniaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
SlovakiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
SingaporeNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
Sierra LeoneNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
SeychellesNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
SerbiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
SenegalNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
Saudi ArabiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
Sao Tome and PrincipeNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
San MarinoNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
SamoaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
St VincentNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
St LuciaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
St Kitts and NevisNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
RwandaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
RussiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
RomaniaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
QatarNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
PortugalNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
PolandNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
PhilippinesNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
PeruNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
ParaguayNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
Papua New GuineaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
PanamaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
PalauNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
PakistanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
OmanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
NorwayNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
NigeriaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
NigerNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
NicaraguaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
New ZealandNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
NetherlandsNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
NepalNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
NauruNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
NamibiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
MozambiqueNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
MoroccoNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
MontenegroNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
MongoliaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
MonacoNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
MoldovaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
MicronesiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
MexicoNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
MauritiusNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
MauritaniaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
Marshall IslandsNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
MaltaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
MaliNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
MaldivesNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
MalaysiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
MalawiNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
MadagascarNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
MacedoniaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
LuxembourgNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
LithuaniaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
LiechtensteinNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
LibyaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
LiberiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
LesothoNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
LebanonNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
LatviaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
LaosNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
KyrgyzstanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
KuwaitNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
KosovoNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
South KoreaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
North KoreaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
KiribatiNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
KenyaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
KazakhstanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
JordanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
JapanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
JamaicaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
ItalyNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
IsraelNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
IrelandNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
IraqNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
IranNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
IndonesiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
IndiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
IcelandNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
HungaryNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
HondurasNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
HaitiNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
GuyanaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
Guinea-BissauNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
GuineaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
GuatemalaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
GrenadaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
GreeceNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
GhanaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
GermanyNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
GeorgiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
GabonNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
FranceNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
FinlandNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
FijiNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
EthiopiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
EstoniaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
EritreaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
Equatorial GuineaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
El SalvadorNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
EgyptNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
EcuadorNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
East TimorNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
Dominican RepublicNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
DominicaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
DjiboutiNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
DenmarkNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
CyprusNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
CubaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
CroatiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
Costa RicaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
Congo (Democratic Republic)No we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
CongoNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
ComorosNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
ColombiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
ChinaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
ChileNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
ChadNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
Central African RepublicNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
Cape VerdeNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
CanadaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
CameroonNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
CambodiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
BurundiNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
BurmaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
Burkina FasoNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
BulgariaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
BruneiNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
BrazilNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
BotswanaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
Bosnia and HerzegovinaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
BoliviaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
BhutanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
BeninNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
BelizeNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
BelgiumNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
BelarusNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
BarbadosNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
BangladeshNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
BahrainNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
AzerbaijanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
AustriaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
AustraliaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
ArmeniaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
ArgentinaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
Antigua and BarbudaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
AngolaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
AndorraNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
AlgeriaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
AlbaniaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
AfghanistanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal, and haven't even started negotiations
United KingdomTrading with ourselves doesn't fucking count

And this is just the start...

The Financial Times conducted research that showed that the UK will have to negotiate at least 759 separate treaties:

  • 295 Trade Agreements - including the bilateral ones listed above PLUS other multilateral agreements
  • 202 Regulatory Cooperation Agreements - everything from anti-trust to data sharing
  • 69 Fisheries Agreements - access to waters, protection of stocks
  • 65 Transport Agreements
  • 49 Customs Agreements
  • 45 Nuclear Agreements
  • 34 Agriculture Agreements

Out of those 759+ agreements that will be needed, the UK government has 0 and has started formal talks with 0 nations. This site will update as trade deals are announced.

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