Have we got a fucking trade deal yet?

Kind of

We have only ~3.5 fucking trade deals and Brexit was meant to have happened

The list below shows all the countries in the world, and the status of UK trade deals with them ready for when we lose all our EU member benefits, such as free trade deals.

At the bottom of the page is a summary of the full analysis by the Financial Times of treaties that will need to be negotiated — and some ideas for action you can take to stop this fucking madness.

CountryDo we have a fucking trade deal?
Ivory CoastNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
The GambiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
CzechiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
Vatican CityNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
The BahamasNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
ZimbabweThere is a trade deal, but not entirely ‘free trade’
ZambiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
YemenNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
VietnamNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
VenezuelaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
VanuatuNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
UzbekistanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
UruguayNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
United StatesNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
United Arab EmiratesNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
UkraineNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
UgandaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
TuvaluNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
TurkmenistanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
TurkeyNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
TunisiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
Trinidad and TobagoNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
TongaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
TogoNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
ThailandNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
TanzaniaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
TajikistanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
SyriaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
SwitzerlandThere is a trade ‘continuity’ agreement in principle, but no deal is signed yet
SwedenNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
SwazilandNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
SurinameNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
SudanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
Sri LankaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
SpainNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
South SudanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
South AfricaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
SomaliaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
Solomon IslandsNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
SloveniaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
SlovakiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
SingaporeNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
Sierra LeoneNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
SeychellesThere is a trade deal, but not entirely ‘free trade’
SerbiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
SenegalNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
Saudi ArabiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
Sao Tome and PrincipeNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
San MarinoNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
SamoaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
St VincentNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
St LuciaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
St Kitts and NevisNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
RwandaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
RussiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
RomaniaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
QatarNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
PortugalNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
PolandNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
PhilippinesNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
PeruNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
ParaguayNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
Papua New GuineaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
PanamaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
PalauNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
PakistanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
OmanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
NorwayNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
NigeriaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
NigerNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
NicaraguaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
New ZealandNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
NetherlandsNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
NepalNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
NauruNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
NamibiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
MozambiqueNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
MoroccoNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
MontenegroNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
MongoliaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
MonacoNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
MoldovaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
MicronesiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
MexicoNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
MauritiusThere is a trade deal, but not entirely ‘free trade’
MauritaniaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
Marshall IslandsNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
MaltaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
MaliNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
MaldivesNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
MalaysiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
MalawiNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
MadagascarThere is a trade deal, but not entirely ‘free trade’
MacedoniaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
LuxembourgNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
LithuaniaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
LiechtensteinNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
LibyaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
LiberiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
LesothoNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
LebanonNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
LatviaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
LaosNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
KyrgyzstanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
KuwaitNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
KosovoNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
South KoreaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
North KoreaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
KiribatiNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
KenyaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
KazakhstanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
JordanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
JapanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
JamaicaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
ItalyNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
IsraelNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
IrelandNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
IraqNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
IranNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
IndonesiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
IndiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
IcelandNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
HungaryNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
HondurasNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
HaitiNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
GuyanaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
Guinea-BissauNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
GuineaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
GuatemalaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
GrenadaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
GreeceNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
GhanaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
GermanyNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
GeorgiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
GabonNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
FranceNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
FinlandNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
FijiNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
EthiopiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
EstoniaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
EritreaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
Equatorial GuineaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
El SalvadorNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
EgyptNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
EcuadorNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
East TimorNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
Dominican RepublicNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
DominicaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
DjiboutiNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
DenmarkThere is a free trade agreement signed with Denmark in relation to the Faroe Islands, but not the rest of Denmark. So even calling this half a trade deal is generous.
CyprusNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
CubaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
CroatiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
Costa RicaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
Congo (Democratic Republic)No we fucking don't have a trade deal
CongoNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
ComorosNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
ColombiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
ChinaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
ChileThere is an ‘association’ agreement, but it is not a free trade deal
ChadNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
Central African RepublicNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
Cape VerdeNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
CanadaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
CameroonNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
CambodiaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
BurundiNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
BurmaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
Burkina FasoNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
BulgariaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
BruneiNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
BrazilNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
BotswanaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
Bosnia and HerzegovinaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
BoliviaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
BhutanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
BeninNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
BelizeNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
BelgiumNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
BelarusNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
BarbadosNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
BangladeshNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
BahrainNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
AzerbaijanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
AustriaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
AustraliaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
ArmeniaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
ArgentinaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
Antigua and BarbudaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
AngolaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
AndorraNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
AlgeriaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
AlbaniaNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
AfghanistanNo we fucking don't have a trade deal
United KingdomTrading with ourselves doesn't fucking count

And this is just the start...

The Financial Times conducted research that showed that the UK will have to negotiate at least 759 separate treaties:

  • 295 Trade Agreements - including the bilateral ones listed above PLUS other multilateral agreements
  • 202 Regulatory Cooperation Agreements - everything from anti-trust to data sharing
  • 69 Fisheries Agreements - access to waters, protection of stocks
  • 65 Transport Agreements
  • 49 Customs Agreements
  • 45 Nuclear Agreements
  • 34 Agriculture Agreements

Out of those 759+ agreements that will be needed, the UK government has the equivalent of 3.5 by our judgment. Yet we were already supposed to have left!

Brexit spells disaster for the UK, and our government has failed to prepare. It is our patriotic duty to protect the UK by stopping Brexit.

So what can you do?

There are good people out there doing good work. You are not alone, and you can be part of the movement to Stop Brexit or at least reduce its harmful impact.

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