The list below shows all the countries in the world, and the status of UK trade deals with them ready for when we lose all our EU member benefits, such as free trade deals.
At the bottom of the page is a summary of the full analysis by the Financial Times of treaties that will need to be negotiated — and some ideas for action you can take to stop this fucking madness.
| Country | Do we have a fucking trade deal? |
|---|---|
| Ivory Coast | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| The Gambia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Czechia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Vatican City | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| The Bahamas | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Zimbabwe | There is a trade deal, but not entirely ‘free trade’ |
| Zambia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Yemen | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Vietnam | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Venezuela | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Vanuatu | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Uzbekistan | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Uruguay | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| United States | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| United Arab Emirates | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Ukraine | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Uganda | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Tuvalu | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Turkmenistan | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Turkey | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Tunisia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Trinidad and Tobago | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Tonga | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Togo | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Thailand | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Tanzania | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Tajikistan | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Syria | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Switzerland | There is a trade ‘continuity’ agreement in principle, but no deal is signed yet |
| Sweden | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Swaziland | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Suriname | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Sudan | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Sri Lanka | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Spain | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| South Sudan | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| South Africa | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Somalia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Solomon Islands | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Slovenia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Slovakia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Singapore | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Sierra Leone | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Seychelles | There is a trade deal, but not entirely ‘free trade’ |
| Serbia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Senegal | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Saudi Arabia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Sao Tome and Principe | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| San Marino | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Samoa | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| St Vincent | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| St Lucia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| St Kitts and Nevis | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Rwanda | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Russia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Romania | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Qatar | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Portugal | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Poland | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Philippines | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Peru | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Paraguay | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Papua New Guinea | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Panama | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Palau | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Pakistan | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Oman | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Norway | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Nigeria | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Niger | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Nicaragua | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| New Zealand | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Netherlands | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Nepal | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Nauru | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Namibia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Mozambique | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Morocco | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Montenegro | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Mongolia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Monaco | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Moldova | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Micronesia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Mexico | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Mauritius | There is a trade deal, but not entirely ‘free trade’ |
| Mauritania | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Marshall Islands | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Malta | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Mali | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Maldives | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Malaysia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Malawi | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Madagascar | There is a trade deal, but not entirely ‘free trade’ |
| Macedonia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Luxembourg | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Lithuania | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Liechtenstein | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Libya | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Liberia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Lesotho | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Lebanon | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Latvia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Laos | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Kyrgyzstan | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Kuwait | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Kosovo | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| South Korea | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| North Korea | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Kiribati | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Kenya | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Kazakhstan | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Jordan | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Japan | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Jamaica | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Italy | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Israel | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Ireland | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Iraq | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Iran | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Indonesia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| India | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Iceland | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Hungary | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Honduras | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Haiti | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Guyana | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Guinea-Bissau | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Guinea | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Guatemala | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Grenada | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Greece | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Ghana | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Germany | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Georgia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Gabon | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| France | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Finland | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Fiji | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Ethiopia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Estonia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Eritrea | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Equatorial Guinea | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| El Salvador | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Egypt | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Ecuador | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| East Timor | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Dominican Republic | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Dominica | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Djibouti | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Denmark | There is a free trade agreement signed with Denmark in relation to the Faroe Islands, but not the rest of Denmark. So even calling this half a trade deal is generous. |
| Cyprus | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Cuba | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Croatia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Costa Rica | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Congo (Democratic Republic) | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Congo | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Comoros | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Colombia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| China | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Chile | There is an ‘association’ agreement, but it is not a free trade deal |
| Chad | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Central African Republic | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Cape Verde | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Canada | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Cameroon | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Cambodia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Burundi | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Burma | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Burkina Faso | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Bulgaria | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Brunei | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Brazil | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Botswana | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Bosnia and Herzegovina | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Bolivia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Bhutan | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Benin | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Belize | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Belgium | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Belarus | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Barbados | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Bangladesh | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Bahrain | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Azerbaijan | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Austria | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Australia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Armenia | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Argentina | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Antigua and Barbuda | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Angola | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Andorra | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Algeria | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Albania | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| Afghanistan | No we fucking don't have a trade deal |
| United Kingdom | Trading with ourselves doesn't fucking count |
The Financial Times conducted research that showed that the UK will have to negotiate at least 759 separate treaties:
Out of those 759+ agreements that will be needed, the UK government has the equivalent of 3.5 by our judgment. Yet we were already supposed to have left!
So what can you do?
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